System messages

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"User" is a four letter word.
A dog's life ain't fun.
A fool and his money are sysop material.
Avoid hangovers: Stay drunken.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Daddy, what does FDISK do?
Design flaws travel in groups.
God is real... unless declared integer.
How to double your hard drive space: Delete Windows.
Keyboard missing, press F13 to continue.
Look at the bugs and be happy.
My other computer is an Ono Sendai.
OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,n]"
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
REALITY.SYS corrupted -- reboot Universe [Y,n]?
Thisoriginlinecreatedusingpkzip1.10
Undocumented features will rule the Earth!
We now return to our regularly scheduled mail war.
We want the world and we want it now.
What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
Wherever you go, there you are.
Which is better: CP/M 2.2 or OS/2 2.0?
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
Too young disk in drive A: !
Warning : Your monitor is RADIOACTIVE !
Insert hamburger in drive B: !
Sorry, your system is too dirty for me ...
Fuck your secretary, not me !
Kiss my ... (keyboard) !
Insert tractor toilet paper into printer !
Microsoft Mouse : Beware of cats !
Bad command or operator.
Warning : Too many floppies in one drive !
Your hard disk has been formatted ...
There is something rotten in your computer !
External Error : INTELLIGENCE not found !
Always make a backup copy of your sex partner !
ERROR !!! Press quickly ALT-CTRL-DEL !
Critical ERROR : Use hammer.
Insert floppy disc in drive D:
Do you speak in TurboPascal ?
Sorry, but ... do you have a brain ?!?
Your Hard Disc is dead, but Eddie lives!
Remove the CRT of monitor !
ATENTION ! RAM is write - protected !!!
Eddie lives...allready in this time !
Shut power down & press any key !
All protective devices failed, call GhostBusters
ATENTION!: High voltage on keyboard !
Close eyes for safety reasons.
All viruses found.
Your mouse is hungry!
Memory failed. Use paper.
All rights released.
This Hard disk is write only.
WARNING ! Smog in drive Q:
Your Hard disk went soft.
Your coprocessor needs a bath !
This program is not good. Try another one.
File not found - Should I fake it ?