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Programming is like sex
kategória: Vtipné texty
poslal: rado ( 11.05.2007 | 02:47:18 )
Programming is like sex because:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted.
It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you’re doing.
Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
You can do it for money or for fun.
If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you're some kind of freak.
It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
There's not enough taught about it in public school.
It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
Some people are just naturally good.
But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're wasting your time trying to tell them.
There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
It's a great way to spend a lunch break.
Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique.
Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't.
Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
You'll miss it if it's been a while.
There's always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
It doesn't go so well when you're drunk, but you're more likely to do it.
Sometimes it's fun to use expensive toys.
Other people just get in the way.
( => Oh, I disagree with the last one. If you're about to try something completely new and totally kinky, a threesome is the best way to get into it )
Experts claim it's best done in pairs, but a lot of people claim they can't find the right partner for that, and prefer to go it alone.
It goes better if you wait til the kids are asleep first.
There exist electronic tools specifically designed to help you, and they may save time, but it's, uh, just not the same…
Some people insist on planning it; others think it's best just to make it up as you go along.
Size doesn't matter but tricks are important.
You should do it bug free
They talk about it more than they do it
Everybody thinks everyone else is doing it more than them but aren't
When they try doing it they aren't as good as they thought
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted.
It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you’re doing.
Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
You can do it for money or for fun.
If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you're some kind of freak.
It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
There's not enough taught about it in public school.
It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
Some people are just naturally good.
But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're wasting your time trying to tell them.
There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
It's a great way to spend a lunch break.
Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique.
Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't.
Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
You'll miss it if it's been a while.
There's always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
It doesn't go so well when you're drunk, but you're more likely to do it.
Sometimes it's fun to use expensive toys.
Other people just get in the way.
( => Oh, I disagree with the last one. If you're about to try something completely new and totally kinky, a threesome is the best way to get into it )
Experts claim it's best done in pairs, but a lot of people claim they can't find the right partner for that, and prefer to go it alone.
It goes better if you wait til the kids are asleep first.
There exist electronic tools specifically designed to help you, and they may save time, but it's, uh, just not the same…
Some people insist on planning it; others think it's best just to make it up as you go along.
Size doesn't matter but tricks are important.
You should do it bug free
They talk about it more than they do it
Everybody thinks everyone else is doing it more than them but aren't
When they try doing it they aren't as good as they thought
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